I've re-named this city after one of my mates got wanked off by a brass for 1 euro. She was a big african muma and put his cock in a napkin while she gave him a 5 knuckle shuffle down an alley.
The worst thing about it was he was really pleased it only cost him a euro which is about 75p...hahahaha...
Be careful if you decide to go out there as the new Major hates graffiti and has closed every hall of fame. The Old bill are proper bastards and will fine you 500 euros for painting....I saw it first hand....
Anyway enough of the war stories...here's what I saw pon road blaaaaad!!
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